Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Why are we putting up with this shit?

Why are we putting up with this shit? What is the shit I speak of?....... Are you sitting comfortably?, then I will begin.

Cut backs, rising petrol prices, mass unemployment and greedy bastard bankers are causing the average hardworking man and woman many sleepless nights. All over Europe and the United States, many people have felt the uncomfortable stabbing of  the governments knee jerk reaction to the 'credit crunch'.

Governments are in a state of obscene panic, slashing public spending and increasing taxes. The economies of many big nations aren't moving forward, with people too afraid to spend what money they have. I am no economist but i can't understand how any government can take money off people, take more off the workers in taxes and expect money to go back into into the economy. You can't spend what you dont have.....Hold on, isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place? Where is all the big talk by the governments: 'We will make the banks give loans to help small business owners'. The banks wouldn't let you smell their farts, they are that greedy. Banks in the U.K will share out over 13 billion pounds in bonuses this year. According to www.myfinances.co.uk the financial sector employs just four per cent of UK workers but it pays out 40 per cent of the total bonuses paid to UK employees. Would anyone disagree with me if I said this is fucking disgusting? What do these slimey bastard bankers contribute to the good of mankind? Nurses do a difficult job everyday and get paid peanuts, while bankers treat the world like a giant casino. The governments need tax the banks more and slap these thieves back into line. A great idea is that of the Robin Hood Tax. Run your peepers over this Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/robinhoodtax

B.P, have also posted profits of 5.3 Billion dollars. So why is it every week the price of petrol is slowly creeping up? Does B.P think we are all half wits and we don't notice? Of course we notice!! How can you make such a gross amount of money but still increase your prices? How can the governments let this happen? Maybe it is because they don't give a fuck.

Another shady group who are only interested in causing havoc in Europe are the ruthless credit reference agencies; Moodys and Standard & Poors. These vultures are only intrested in hurting economies and have hidden motives for their ratings of countries debts. They couldn't wait to publicly state that the recent package of help measures given to Greece would constitute a default. Why do governments tolerate these bastards causing touble and upsetting the finacial markets? I am seeing a pattern emerge...The governments are cowards and don't have the mettle to tell these snakes where to go (to fuck), but we all knew this anyway.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before greed engulfed the world. The working man is paying the price for the greed of the banks, while the governments fumble thier way through fixing the current economic crisis. I can't see an end to it anytime soon and I reckon it will get worse before it gets better. Banks don't want to lend money because they are assholes and governments want to squeeze every penny out of the people. People are losing their jobs while the rich get richer. Why is this continuing to happen? Why are we putting up with this shit?

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The enemy of football

The football season has finished and left a painful hole in the viewing souls of all football supporters. Now we can see the various pre-season matches of our favourite teams, football still, but not the adrenaline inducing games we see during the season.

Last season seen some great football full of magical skills, last gasp defending and wonder goals. Like everything in life there cant be one without the other. The other I am talking about is cheating. Call it gamesmanship, call it simulation call it what the hell you like, but the truth is the truth-cheating is cheating and it is rife in the modern game. Every team cheats, some more than others but none more than Barcelona.

The great Barcelona, unbeatable and at times breath taking to watch. Very charitable with their sponsorship of Unincef, a club which people should admire.......No fucking way.

A great club who cheat and complain their way through matches. A club deep in debt, a club with players who have no idea of respect and a club with an apparent rascist playing for them. Doesn't sound like a club you should pay any attention to, does it? Many many people will argue with me and say every club cheats and every club has players who are without respect. Look at the big clubs in the premier league, they are up to their eyeballs in debt. Many people dont have a fucking clue about Barcelona, they see their awe inspiring displays of football on T.V and in an instant, fall in love with Barcelona.

Get a grip please. This is a club who cheat their way through games. Everyone remembers the Champions League semi final with Real Madrid and Barcelona. Dani Alves was disgusting with his shameless acting, as was Pedro the tomato farmer and Busquets the fairy. I would love to see what would happen if these 'men' were punched by another man......I reckon they would self implode and melt into a pile of steaming hot shite.

Xavi, now here is the chief wanker. A man who likes to talk crap and doesn't have the most miniscule speck of respect for other clubs. Recently he has been poking his little frog face into the never ending saga of 'will fabregas or won't fabregas join Barcelona'. I wonder if his ass is jealous of the shite which leaves his mouth.

It is apparent I dont like the Barcelona team or most of their players, and i should be careful as not to seem like a bitter twisted ranting half-wit, but i just can't stand what I see and read. The Real Madrid coach, Mourhinio, was 100% correct when he commented on Barcelona's 'special' relationship with UEFA and that fucker Platini. They get away with murder and no one says anything.

UEFA have stated that clubs will need to be making money and not borrowing if they want to compete in Eurpoean matches. Interesting this. Barcelona had to ask the bank for 150 million Euros to pay their players!! Will Platini stand firm with his remarks or will Barcelona find a way to slime thier way out it? Imagine a Champions League without Barcelona, free of diving, cheating and racist taunts.

During the match with Real Madrid, Busquets was caught mouthing the words 'mono, mono' to Marcello. He covered his mouth while doing it....Doesn't that seem more than a little guilty? If it wasn't anything nasty why did he cover is mouth? After an 'investigation' by UEFA, the racist bastard got off. Im not suprised really.

Something more sinister and ugly is the politics which Barcelona bring into football. Barcelona is in the community of Cataluña, which is in the counrty of Spain. Barcelona see themselves as Catalan and not Spanish. I suppose that is their right but regardless of how they see themselves, they are still an important part of Spain. When they won the Champions league there wasn't one single Spanish flag on show from the Barcelona team. The players who are Spainish should be ashamed. Afraid to celebrate the victory for your country because certain Catalan elements don't seem themselves as Spanish. Wouldn't want to offend them, would you? It was a tremendous victory for Spanish football, not only Cataluña.

Barcelona play great football and they gave Man Utd an awful hiding during the Champions League final, but their antics on and off the field only serve for the negative comments I am directing at this team of unsporting cheats.

Now with my rant over I want to leave on a lighter note. A certain Man Utd player spent a shit load of money trying to remain invisible in the media about his extra marital affair......during the Champions League final he was invisible all night and it cost him nothing.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

It has been a while!!

It has been nearly one year since i last spilled my thoughts onto these pages..... Much has happened all over my world and the world in general in this year. In Japan there was a disaster that made Bible wrath look like a child's birthday party. Mass protests and demonstrations broke out in Northern Africa which lead to some of the worlds most hated tyrants being disposed. Good enough for the bastards. Now all we need is for Gaddafi to fuck off for good.

This bastard economic crisis deepened, with Ireland and Portugal joining the embarrassing club which Greece founded - the we are fucked and nearly bankrupt club. The very word 'crisis' strikes fear into everyone. The poor are being forced further into the chasm of poverty while the rich are secretly shitting their silk undergarments through fear of losing a 'few thousand'. The economic vultures are turning their attentions to Spain and Italy.....Why don't these vampires turn their attention to those who caused this nightmare in the first place, the fucking wanker bankers.

America finally got their man...Osama Bin Laden. The special forces swooped on Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan and showed him as much mercy as a hungry fat child shows a doughnut...absolutely none. Reports afterwards said Bin Laden had a stash of pornography. I wonder, maybe 'playgoat' magazines? Bin Laden will have a bit of explaining to do when he reaches paradise and he his asked by all the other suicide bombers 'Where are all these fucking virgins you promised us?'. All joking aside what goes around comes around.

In my world, I finished my first year teaching young Spaniards the joys of the English language! It was an amazing experience which i enjoyed so much. I met some fantastic people in my classroom, people who I hope to teach next year (Tuesday & Thursday 8.15 - 9.45). This class in particular was amazing. A class i will never forget as long as I am a slave to the English language. As a teacher i reckon you get only one class like this in your whole teaching lifetime.

The road of work was not always smooth and enjoyable. I had to suffer the ignorance and laziness of certain individuals who tried to make my life difficult. The same people have more faces than a dice and a nasty taste for telling lies about you. In the end I really believe the Cosmos will dispense Karma to these clowns sooner rather than later.

I hope to be sharing more of my scat in a more frequent manner. Until then i leave you with the immortal words of Homer Simpson: 'You don't make friends with salad'