Sunday, July 3, 2011

It has been a while!!

It has been nearly one year since i last spilled my thoughts onto these pages..... Much has happened all over my world and the world in general in this year. In Japan there was a disaster that made Bible wrath look like a child's birthday party. Mass protests and demonstrations broke out in Northern Africa which lead to some of the worlds most hated tyrants being disposed. Good enough for the bastards. Now all we need is for Gaddafi to fuck off for good.

This bastard economic crisis deepened, with Ireland and Portugal joining the embarrassing club which Greece founded - the we are fucked and nearly bankrupt club. The very word 'crisis' strikes fear into everyone. The poor are being forced further into the chasm of poverty while the rich are secretly shitting their silk undergarments through fear of losing a 'few thousand'. The economic vultures are turning their attentions to Spain and Italy.....Why don't these vampires turn their attention to those who caused this nightmare in the first place, the fucking wanker bankers.

America finally got their man...Osama Bin Laden. The special forces swooped on Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan and showed him as much mercy as a hungry fat child shows a doughnut...absolutely none. Reports afterwards said Bin Laden had a stash of pornography. I wonder, maybe 'playgoat' magazines? Bin Laden will have a bit of explaining to do when he reaches paradise and he his asked by all the other suicide bombers 'Where are all these fucking virgins you promised us?'. All joking aside what goes around comes around.

In my world, I finished my first year teaching young Spaniards the joys of the English language! It was an amazing experience which i enjoyed so much. I met some fantastic people in my classroom, people who I hope to teach next year (Tuesday & Thursday 8.15 - 9.45). This class in particular was amazing. A class i will never forget as long as I am a slave to the English language. As a teacher i reckon you get only one class like this in your whole teaching lifetime.

The road of work was not always smooth and enjoyable. I had to suffer the ignorance and laziness of certain individuals who tried to make my life difficult. The same people have more faces than a dice and a nasty taste for telling lies about you. In the end I really believe the Cosmos will dispense Karma to these clowns sooner rather than later.

I hope to be sharing more of my scat in a more frequent manner. Until then i leave you with the immortal words of Homer Simpson: 'You don't make friends with salad'

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